6 IMPOSSIBLE THINGS for July 3, 2011

6 IMPOSSIBLE THINGS for July 3, 2011


BY Keith Kareem Williams


Every morning as I wash my face, I think of at least 6 impossible things. Here’s my list for today.

1. An owl will deliver my invitation to Hogwarts School of Magic and Wizardry

2. Ten minutes later, I will also get my acceptance letter to Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters

3. I will punch the Juggernaut in the face and put him on his ass while yelling, “I’M THE GULLY GOD BITCH!!!!!”

4. Morpheous will contact me while I’m typing this and tell me to follow the white rabbit. (Since Neo’s dead, he believes that I’m the new “ONE”)

5. This Bacardi bat that I was staring at earlier will fly away.

6. The Dos Equis man will announce that I will inherit his lifestyle, considering that I’m the second most interesting man in the world.

Now, that would make for a pretty awesome day.........See you guys tomorrow with a new list of impossible things. LOL

***Novels By Keith Kareem Williams***

Water Flows Under Doors http://www.amazon.com/Water-Flows-Under-Kareem-Williams/dp/1419601482/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309714579&sr=8-1

Open Spaces http://www.amazon.com/Open-Spaces-Keith-Kareem-Williams/dp/1451504586/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b

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